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The SkaterBoy continues his rampage of evil during his golden years. Obviously this is a job for the Flash. Or possibly DFL.

Tuesday Times

The New York Times saves its most fascinating illustrations for Tuesday. No one knows why this is, but they are dutifully collected by my friend, the Emminent Librarian.
So, I present to you, the fascinating artwork of the Times.



Ths guy looks one of The Tick's associates.

For BSA:



Beware the Peanut Sauce!!! Ware the Sauce!!

Friday Fun

Another commercial classic: The Trunk Monkey

Thurs Haiku

I hate the doctor
So why am I still going?
Stupid appointments.

Friday Fun

One of the greatest..commercials...EVER.

Thurs Haiku

Kleenex is my friend
On a cold and rainy day
Just call me Sniffles

Boring Cheese Post

So as I got up this morning I thought it might be nice to have an omelette. So I opened the cheese drawer and suprisingly enough, there was this giant block of cheddar. It was just sitting there, pristine in its packaging, just waiting to be opened, shredded, and melted over whipped eggs.

But then I realized I'd be late for work, so I grabbed a granola bar.

Fascinating Medical Study of the Day

From the Washington Post:



Of course, after reading this I had to measure my fingers and determine my digit ratio.
Left Hand: Right Hand:
Index: 6.7 cm Index: 7 cm
Ring: 6.7 cm Ring: 6.7 cm


Hmmm,so I have "High 2D:4D on the right hand and equal 2D:4D on the left. I'm not entirely sure what that means, but I guess it's a good thing I reserve my right index finger for really serious pointing and deadly snake katas.
Of course, I like the low ratio indicator of athletic prowess, but I always thought that had more to do with my knee anyway.

Midnight Musings

At exactly 3:15 this morning I woke up with a certain knowledge that something was horribly, horribly wrong and that somehow, my fine tuned ninja immune system was under assualt by a vicious germy foe.
Normally, I would launch a full chemical assault but since I was out of cold medicine my kleenex box and I were left to face those long, dark hours alone.
As the battle raged and a hot, buzzy sensation developed behind my eyes; I let my mind wander to a more peaceful time. When Mariberiboberi (MBOB) and I rented the Sweet Valley High movies at 89 cents a pop, and discovered one of the greatest scenes in cinematic history.

One of the twins (blonde1 or possibly blonde2) is being stalked. She leaves after her late shift at the hospital and heads out to her car. Once in the parking lot,the dramatic background music lets her know that the stalker is near. Nervous she heads to her car, an open air jeep. The music gets more intense as she fumbles for her keys. The music gets even more frantic as the girl desperately unlocks the door, hops in, slams it shuts and locks it behind her. She lets out a sigh of relief. Because now she's safe. In her open air jeep. Then the stalker pops up from the back seat where he was HIDING THE WHOLE TIME!!

The scene ends there, but deep down I know, that after her initial gasp of astonishment, her first thought was: How did this freak get in my car??!!

And then I laughed and laughed and laughed.

Dude I'm totally sick.

Friday Fun

This one is both fun and educational! A song by Jonathan Coulton that teaches one fact about each president of the U.S. This can only help you when you attend wild parties thrown by historians.

Thurs Haiku

Morning walk edition:

Dark and heavy clouds
Three little fuzzballs sleeping
Dawn smells like wet dog

Ask a ????

It's been awhile since our last advice column since our beloved Dictator is quite busy with attempting to rule the world. Fortunately, the guys at Ask A Ninja have us covered.

Rockstar!

There's a site with an Alanis Morrisette lyrics generator. It's loads of fun.
Now you can be a songwriter too!

http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics

Here is my ode... To Sushi.

"Why"

Dead Fish, Cold Chewy Bits, Sticky Rice
Why God, Why?
Cold Chewy Bits, Nasal Frying Wasabi, Sushi
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Dark Green horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Sushi
Like a Kipling character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Slippery Chopsticks, Dead Fish, Sad Rolley Fish Eyes
Why God, Why?
Sushi, Sad Rolley Fish Eyes, Sticky Rice
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Dark Green disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Sushi
Like a Kipling character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Dark Green misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Sushi
Like a Kipling character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?


To be perfectly honest, this pretty much sums up how I feel about sushi.a

Friday Fun

Avatar Awesomeness

Thursday Haiku

Metro adventures addition:

Open pocket watch
Swinging on a silver chain
By a dapper man


Metro doors closing
Slide quickly into the car
Not fast enough. Ow.

Friday Fun

Is it too early to be thinking of Christmas?

AARRR!!

So, I've been trying to post a Friday Fun video all freaking weekend and can't get it to work for some odd reason. In fact, according to blogger I succeeded Friday, it's just that no one can see it.
The fact that I've obviously done it before is only making me even crazier.

grrr, anyway, if I ever get it figured out, I found an awesome one about ninjas. You might just have to close your eyes and pretend.